crepe

i just realised that i did not crap yet today

it's ok though

cos i am pretty sure that i did so

yesterday

based on today's diet so far i feel like i probably won't be crapping today

unless i do a bunch of coke

or i'm out at a bar and someone starts telling me a coke story

or i starve myself til dinner then have a glass of red wine and a caesar salad and you tell me a long pointless story i can't get out of listening to

then i will for sure shit myself

crapping is important because it is my only weight loss regime

i feel like laxatives would be cheating haha but coke isn't

i don't do coke anymore

anyway i will let you know what's up later cos i know you want to know and care